Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work

When visiting my friends and family in Louisiana, I try to take in as much of the
local culture as possible. One of the annual cultural events in my home town
is a festival called Contriband Days. It is a Kitch-filled tribute to the
local influence of pirate/secret-agent, Jean LaFitte. Taking place
in Lake Charles in early May, it is fueled by Boudin, Budweiser, and
Boredom.  In the partying, inhibitions come down and a lot of skin is shown
proudly.  Unfortunately, much of this exhibitionism is not a pretty sight.
Often, what one would wish to be eye-candy is more like pepper spray.
Still, trash can be intriguing, and like a bad car accident, you just can't stop
looking.